Here's a phresh photo phrom today! It's a mixture of some Ellicott City here in MD, and a bit of the science center in Cleveland, Ohio. It is a modern representation of when civilized man visited a generic savage people and taught them the value of not acting the way they always have. Look, as this Hawaiian little person learns for the first time about Mentos and diet Coke, and see how all his indigenous tendencies seem to melt away. One day he might even own an iPod nano (because he is little).